How to college:
- drink coffee
I just want to be slightly drunk, half naked, and completely on top of someone.
i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism
The last one. I just…bye. I can’t.
John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner
THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE
GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY
This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.
this shirt would fit if it weren’t for boobs: a tragedy
that shirt would fit if i had boobs: the sequel
this shirt fits perfectly because my boobs are the right size: the fanfiction
my shirts always fit: a man’s tale
what shirt: a nudist au
When you make plans with your friends and forgot about your curfew